by David Todd McCarty | Wednesday, July 13, 2016
“So she looked at it and said, ‘What the fuck is that supposed to be?’ And I said, ‘I don’t know, this was your idea,’” said Dave.
The guys laughed.
Dave, Frank and Carl sat together at Fred’s on a Wednesday afternoon. They’d known each other since grade school. Sometimes they met for lunch and even though it was the middle of July, Fred’s was cool and dark. Frank had always complained that it was like a cave but in the summer when you worked outside all day, it could be a welcome relief.
The guys continued to chuckle as the bartender walked up.
“You guys need anything?” she asked.
“I’ll have another,” said Carl.
“Yeah, me too,” said Frank.
“Might as well make it three,” said Dave and he finished the beer he’s holding.
The bartender pulled three beers out of the cooler, knocked the caps off and put them down in the center of the bar. Each guy reached in and grabs their own then sat quietly as she cleaned up the empties and walked away again. Bob and Claudio both watched her walk away.
“Dude, you’re sister is still smokin’,” said Carl.
“Yeah she is,” said Frank.
“I don’t know what to tell you,” said Dave. “She has good genes.”
“We’re not just talking about her jeans,” said Frank.
“No, we are not,” said Carl.
“Mm-mmm,” said Frank.
“I still can’t believe she’s a lesbian,” said Carl.