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 by David Todd McCarty | Thursday, August 25, 2016

Dear Men:

We have recently concluded an exhaustive study, including numerous discussions with persons of the female gender, and have determined that the once hopeful program, “Digital Genitalia Distribution in Order to Influence and Entice Women” through the act of sending pictures of your penis via digital means, has not only been unsuccessful, it has actually been a determent to our goal of attracting women in general.

Among the top respondents of the survey were the following:

“Gross.”

“Ewwwww.”

“I don’t know how you live with those things.”

“Seriously? That?”

The good news is, despite the often repulsion that occurs due to the sight of our genitalia, they still seem to be interested in us as a species, so all is not lost.

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Episode 13.0. Had a grandson christening on Sunday. Work and hungover on Monday. Sick on Tuesday (non-related). So, just got to Bill Horin. On top of which, I originally and incorrectly, pitched this as Episode 12, which it’s not, because I already did Episode 12. Bill Horin is actually Episode 13. Lucky 13. Bill and I talk about his inauspicious start as a photographer for the Army, getting drafted, early work in journalism, and WAY too much time talking about gear. In the end, despite being drafted, and originally being trained as an interrogator, by the time they’d finished training him, the war was over and they made him a photographer. If that’s not lucky, I don’t know what is.

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Episode 5.0. Sorry I was late getting this out. Got caught up with life. It happens. No Elise on this one. But Andy called in again and we were finally joined by Michael Kelly who had a very interesting story about Joe Pesci. You’ll forgive the edit, I didn’t have time to go back and record a better intro for him. He did call about an hour late, to be fair.